Closure jokes

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Closer kin, deeper in!

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸