Closure jokes

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

My dad coming back.

Bunger.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

I love gay people. UwU