Closure jokes

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

Curry.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

My dad coming back.