Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind
The steering wheel
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
