Last thing jokes
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”