Last thing jokes
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.