The 40+ Best Last Thing Jokes

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind

The steering wheel

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”