Body Fluid Jokes

Dick

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

Sperm

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Partner

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.