Body Fluid jokes

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.