Body Fluid jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.