Body Fluid jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.