Body Fluid jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
Memes
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter