Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
