Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
