Knowledge jokes
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Who is this Gwen person?
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
A... B... Sea?
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?