Knowledge

Knowledge Jokes

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."