Knowledge jokes
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Cool little titbit.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.