Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
