Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.