Knock-knock jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.