Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Butter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Cash

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Sign

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.

911

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

History

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Prince

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Head

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.