What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
what kind of panera bread do pencils use panera lead
What kind of chocolate do racists hate dark chocolate
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
what kind of band never plays music
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
