Kids jokes
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.