Kids jokes
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
gordan ramsey
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.