Kids jokes
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.