Kids jokes

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"