Kids jokes
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
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*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!