Kids jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."