Kids jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
this is me
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.