I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
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How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine? An earthquake.
What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke
He said "you'll understand when you get older"
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
