Kids jokes
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.