Kawaii jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.