Kawaii jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.