Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.