Hello, are you there? Yes, who are you? My name is Watt. What’s your name? Watt’s my name. Yes, what is your name? My name is John Watt. John What? Yes, are you Jones? No, I’m Knott. Will you tell me your name? Will Knott. Why not? My name is Knott. Not what? Not Watt, Knott! *hangs up*
john is not funny
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Doctor: tomorrow is like John cena, you won’t see it
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
little john she is fat how and he say like a pig
YOU WANT TO HERE A JOKE Your MoM
God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
Why were people sad when john f kennedy got shot? All he got was head
I love you Hebrew john
JHON
Mom: I saw John Cena at wwe
Son: no way you can't see him though
Mom: god
Son: what
Mom: you watch too much reality TV comes to smack butt
Son: also because I’m John Cena
Mom: whe where’d ya go
John Cena: hey mom
Mom: I’m only 31 your 42
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
