Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
whos joe joemama sucks my fat nuts bitch
What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife
A knife has a point
Me: Joe left today Orphan: who Joe Me: Joe mama
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
who's joe he ra
joe rapes
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Who's Joe?
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
