My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Why is Joe cool?
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Hi. I am Joe.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
