Jeffery Epstein jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.