Jeep jokes
I go beep like a Jeep.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
