Jeep jokes
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I go beep like a Jeep.
Memes
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
