Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
