Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson you dump him
Michael doesn’t fart Jackson Does
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
