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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

Michael Jackson

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

Lego

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Bedtime

When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.

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  • Name

    Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

    Michael Jackson

    What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

    Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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  • Masturbation

    Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

    Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Bedtime

    How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

    The big hand is on the little hand!

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  • Blanket

    Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

    What would you call a cover for your cock?

    Base

    "Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

    "Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

    "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."