Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.