Jackson jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.