Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
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Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.