Jackson

Jackson Jokes

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.