What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
