Jackson jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.