Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Hee hee
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."