What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
