Jackson jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.