it's jokes

Frog

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What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

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  • Kid

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    Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

    Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

    Drink

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    A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."

    The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"

    The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."

    The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"

    She says, "Vinegar and water."

    Lamb

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    Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

    Midget

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    Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

    ... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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  • Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

    Cereal

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    Have you heard about the new cereal?

    It's called "Prostituties."

    They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

    Dinner

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    What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

    Grandma

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    I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

    Love

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    Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.