IT jokes
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Just me...
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.