IT jokes
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What is it about sisters who argue?
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.