This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Interest Jokes
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Like if you love food!
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
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If you like penis.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Cool little titbit.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock!"
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
