Instagram jokes

Stephen Hawking

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Memes

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Screen time

2 months ago

A smartphone screen showing an app usage list. The list displays app names, 'on screen' time, 'background' time, and total time. Visible apps include 'Torch' (53h 52m on screen), 'Clash of Clans' (33h 50m on screen), and 'Instagram' (9h 54m on screen). A red oval highlights the 'Instagram' entry, which also shows '6h 23m background' and a total of '16h 17m'. White text overlayed on the bottom part of the image reads: 'Been on insta a little too long.. gotta detox'.

Search result

1 year ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Beef

1 month ago

Two side-by-side portraits of musicians. On the left is Frank Ocean, a Black man with a beard, wearing a camouflage t-shirt. On the right is Tyler The Creator, a Black man wearing sunglasses, a brown cap, a white t-shirt with "Supreme" in green text, and a leopard print bandana around his neck. The text above the images reads: "Fans are calling this new beef 'The gay version of Drake vs Kenny'. Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler The Creator on Instagram." Below the images, more text reads: "A rep close to Frank Ocean said 'Frank wants you to call this meat and not beef'."

Description

2 years ago

PERIOD

A young girl with pigtails looks surprised or shocked, with text overlay: "NO, NO, I'M NOT INSULTING YOU. IM DESCRIBING YOU."

Question

2 years ago

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Pandemic

9 months ago

which meme is the best

The image contains four separate panels labeled A, B, C, and D. Panel A shows a man looking confused with text saying 'ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON'. Panel B shows a panda statue with two different facial expressions, with text saying 'When you are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing'. Panel C shows a crying child with text saying 'Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people. Families of 6'. Panel D shows a drawing of a person squirting what looks like cream into a child's face with text saying 'ME DURING PANDEMIC'.

Password

1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."

Artist

1 year ago

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

Star

4 months ago

NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!

The image shows a screenshot of an article about the death of hyperpop artist Wifiskeleton who died at age 21 after a suicidal statement and haunting final livestream. The article states that he was reported dead by close friends, with the circumstances surrounding his death still largely unknown, except for fan reports and claims. Above the article, there is a picture of Wifiskeleton.

Instagram memes

Community

Kayla💋💍💕

2 months ago

Hello peeps, Long time no chat I won’t be using this thingy as much because of school and crappers. But yeah. If yall want to ttm yall can add my Snapchat. Instagram. And TikTok. I dknt have discord anymore 😰. Snapchat: nikkitothicky Insta: Kaylaaa3144 TikTok: sercet.alt.account25 Yall have a wonderful school year and I hope you all enjoyed yalls summer. Byeeeee. 💋💍💕

opal 😿

2 months ago

Holy fuck this site is actually alive I forgot this site even existed Anyways I’ve just been off of here because I lowkey have a life outside of the internet, I’m on other online whatnot and make music now, My SoundCloud is prodmonarda and my instagram and discord is also prodmonarda Matt or explain bear if you see this I am deeply sorry for my actions

⯎Mia⯎

10 months ago

Bro whoever is pretending to be opal and telling people that I have a girlfriend, stop because I didn't even post that on instagram

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