Social networking jokes

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Give a like if I have no friends.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.