Social networking jokes
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
Give a like if I have no friends.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Community talk
Hey guys it’s me sooploosh!! Ive really forgotten about this site sadly! But I did miss you and while I probably wont be here very much, my discord is sooplooshmacschnibble, my twitter is @sooploosh, my TikTok is also Sooploosh MacSchnibble and my insta is also Sooploosh MacSchnibble! Please reach out to me there I miss u guys!
Chat should I drop a facerev on my first day out here or fuck no🐸
Back on my alt acc HIII