Social networking jokes

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

like if you know someone that is emo.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Give a like if I have no friends.

Jake Paul

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.