INS jokes

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

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What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.