INS jokes

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

There was a kid at school. He was reading a book and he came across a phrase. It was "purple pation." He went to his teacher and asked what it meant. His teacher said, "What the actual hell? Get the hell out of my class and go to the principal's office!" The principal said, "It's okay, it was probably a mistake. I will clean this all up. In the meantime, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." His principal stares at him for about 3 seconds, then says, "Get the hell out of my school. You are expelled!" He ran 7 miles to his dad's office crying all the way. He went to his dad and explained how his teacher kicked him out of the class and the principal expelled him. His dad said, "Calm down, I will clean this all up," and he said, "That's what the principal said. He said, 'I will clean it up'." He said, "OK, the phrase is 'purple pation'." His dad said, "I hate you, get out of my office. I don't want to see you again." He ran down crying to his house. He explained what happened. His mom said the same thing as everyone else, so he explains the phrase. His mom kicks him out of the house, and he ran down to the park crying. An old lady said, "What's wrong?" He explained what's happening. Then she says, "Well, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." The old lady said, "See that house across the street? That's my house. Come over in about 30 min and I will explain." He says, "Thank you." It was the longest 30 min of his life. He sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus.

Sorry guys ;)

What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.