INS jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.