What do you call an infant with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What is red bubbling and scratching at a window, A baby in the microwave.
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
