Infant

Infant Jokes

Baby

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Body

Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?

Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.

History

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Baby

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees.

Baby

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

Baby

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

Fanny

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Baby

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Dead Baby

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.

What's worse than that?

The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.

Baby

Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Beer

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.