Inevitable jokes

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Fall

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"