Inevitable jokes
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Community talk
Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted