Inevitable jokes

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Never gonna give you up.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.