Inevitable jokes

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.