Inevitable jokes

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂