Incarceration jokes

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?

He's a small medium at large.

I just got a job at the prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.