What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
