In common jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."