What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
In Common Jokes
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
