In common

In common jokes

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.