What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
