New In Common Jokes - Page 17

What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either

What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

they're both predators

What do the twin towers and genders have in common

Noone shuts up about them.

What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."