In common jokes
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.