Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Impairment Jokes
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
