Imagination

Imagination jokes

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."