What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Imagine.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Imagine being emo.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
