imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
Why do imagine dragons dream about mythical creatures? Because their believers.
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
Imagine being gay like JOE MAMA!!
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife
he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him
not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"
the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again
so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What’s the artist imagine something
imagine Dragons
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
