Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Imagine being gay like JOE MAMA!!
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
