Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I don’t want to
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
ill rate this a 9/11
WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU ILL GLADY FUCK YOU;]
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger It's Morphine Time
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
ill call your mom a cow but which one
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
