Ike jokes
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Memes
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Community
Gotta loe the feeling of depression feling empty and incomplete but iidk what might help complete me ik its not death but idk what in life i want no more haven't felt lke this for a long time don't guess who i am not gonn confirm nor deny all of yall know me but thas al im saying about meself i j wish i coud love others lke the way my frends love me" oh wait i barly have any friends cuz im a complete fuckup i rlly wish i was someone different ig thats it
HEY GUYS IK IVE BEEN DEAD AND MIGHT BE FOR A ANOTHER WHILE GIVE ME AN UPDATE IN THE COMMENT OF ALL THATS HAPPENED
@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.
B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it
C) see point A)
And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?