What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
