Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
