Identity

Identity Jokes

Politics

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Beard

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Gay Guy

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Kid

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

Name

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

Irishman

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Friend

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Gay person

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.