I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Identity Jokes
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
