Husband jokes

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."