What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
