Reagan jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
