i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏