If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
