what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.(This is my joke, I came up with it myself, anybody else who has said it said it after me, it’s important to me lol because I came up with it)
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What is the best thing about being back Free bullets
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
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Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves? I'm not a-moosed right now.
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
