I lost all faith in humanity I am moving to uranus its really big I might get lost
Yo mama so fricking ugly she made humans to exstinced
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
how do make an adult cry? stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"I created the Human Torch"
What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing
Why did the butt hole get angry? So it could wipe every human snipe
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
